Search engine optimization or “S.E.O.” is one of those necessary evils fledgling website owners and wannabee bloggers like John and me must deal with if they expect to achieve any type of ranking on the search engines. “Ranking” for a website if you’re not aware is simply getting as close as you can to page one results when a certain key word or key phrase is typed into a search engine. Our key phrase is; “Soup Diet”. Why did we choose it? Because over 200,000 people around the globe look that up every month and we would be elated if only a small percentage of those folks came to check us out. An added benefit is that we really believe in a soup diet as part of a healthy lifestyle and that’s a huge plus for us. What’s not a huge plus is how we have to go about getting a slice of that 200K pie on a shoestring budget. Nobody likes a sellout and that’s exactly how we feel right now.
In the next few day’s some articles and blogs will be posted on our website and the net that are so awful, so horrendously written with such pathetic grammar and prose that you will wonder if we have lost our collective OCD minds. At a glance, if you ignore the writing, the articles actually talk about a soup diet being beneficial in obtaining a healthy weight with abstinence from alcohol being helpful in achieving those goals. That’s not really a bad thing and we both buy into it in varying degrees (the abstinence thing excluded). What we don’t buy into is that our S.E.O. friends in India say we need “rich content with properly optimized keyword placement” so they can get us ranked higher and quicker. It seems the articles and blogs we were writing that used the phrase soup diet in them didn’t cut the curry. Since they are supposed to be the professionals and I have already paid them in advance, I felt compelled to concede and give them the benefit of a doubt. John thinks otherwise and wishes I would pull the plug.
The articles and blogs from our S.E.O. team will be bad, really. really. bad. When you read them, and we hope you wont, you need to know now that it is 100% my fault for allowing them on our site and the net. These “Soup Diet” articles will be the first content that is not 100% original and penned by us for SoupAday.com. I just wanted to give you a heads up and apologize in advance, especially to John. Let it be known that I am the pimp daddy soup diet dude that allowed this to happen even though I only own half of the proverbial escort service. John had nothing to do with the whoring out folks. I think he would pretty much like to strangle me right now if he could, I’m glad he loves me and trusts me just enough not to. If that’s not friendship I don’t know what is.
Ovvverrrrr Nnnn Out!
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