Who The Hell Is ‘SoupA-Libre’?

SoupA-Libre is SoupAday’s officially unofficial food taster and mascot. For nearly a decade, oozing monumental amounts of charisma, personality, passion and other bodily fluids, Soupa-Libre has been there for us. He doesn’t really cook, write, shoot video, take pictures, edit or do anything blog related but for the two of us what he does not bring to the table blog wise is what makes him so special. Like the family dog, he is charming, pure, and loved. Also he never lets his beer get warm. More importantly, he never lets his friends’ beer cups run empty either. It helps.

If only we could bottle some of his “it” and sell it—we’d be rich. We could also bottle some of his “that” and make a fortune in the organic pesticide market. You don’t judge us.

Why the disguise?

You may have noticed our extreme caution, sparing no expense and going to great lengths to hide our friend’s true identity.

Why must we do this?

Like many superheroes (Superman, Batman, Hannah Montana), our Soupa has another identity. Gentle citizens know him as a mildmannered employee of a prestigious…. firm. This firm expects a certain….”image” from him. Therefore, to protect him from any potential backlash and prestigious shenanigans, we must keep our champion Soupa-Libre’s mildmannered identity both crouching AND hidden. We came up with:

The Costume

After many sleepless nights, in complete secrecy, to absolutely guarantee the anonymity of SoupaLibre’s anonymous mild-mannered alter-ego, we came up with The Costume. It is one of the world’s most technologically advanced disguises ever conceived by humans in this or any other time.

The Voice

State-of-the-art computer editing software changed Soupa’s mild-mannered firm worker’s voice to that of a macho latino superstar.
The Face: An off the shelf wrestler’s mask was ripped apart and sewn back together just ingeniously enough to conceal Soupa’s anonymous mild-mannered firm worker’s facial features.

The Body

Middle aged man’s faux bodysuit. Who doesn’t look sexier in one of those?

The Result

A middle aged wrestler of uncertain latin origins who vaguely resembles the world famous deceased Mexican wrestler “El Santo”. We turned a suave, fresh faced Thor with 12 pack abs and open membership to MENSA into a flagellent, soup slurping fiend with a 12 pack of beer who only thinks he’s suave. We’re very proud. A little scared too, but he’s getting us beer right now so that will pass.

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14 Responses to “Who The Hell Is ‘SoupA-Libre’?”

  1. adam
    July 12, 2011 at 10:37 am #

    frikin AWESOME. SoupA- Libre is my new “spaghetti-cat”

    • August 30, 2011 at 1:37 am #

      You got to push it – this essential info that is!

  2. Barry
    July 12, 2011 at 6:00 pm #

    Is soupa-libre’ for real or a just a common super hero? Will he have a “soupavideo” soon?

    • July 12, 2011 at 7:41 pm #

      Oh he’s real all right! The worlds only super hero that uses methane as a propellant and beer for fuel, able to clear stadiums with a single pffft and level a city with one ffppprrrrrrrrr. Video is coming, are you scared? You should be……….

      • August 29, 2011 at 7:15 pm #

        Great hammer of Thor, that is powerfully helpful!

  3. Don
    July 13, 2011 at 9:35 am #

    Jealous! Every party planner across America needs a SoupA-Libre? I mean, seriously- he keeps your cup full!

    • July 13, 2011 at 5:26 pm #

      You should be Don, not only does he keep it full but he makes sure it doesn’t get warm….he’s the best Soupa-Libre EVER!

  4. juan
    July 16, 2011 at 7:15 pm #

    please let me know when i can see more of this super heroe… by the way, your site is really cool

    • July 16, 2011 at 7:34 pm #

      We are working on that Juan, we have an actual interrogation interview of Soupa that John is in the process of editing. Due to national security the completed video must be screened by the FBI prior to it’s release, that means a bit of red tape and slight delay. Soon my friend, we promise!

      D-

  5. July 27, 2011 at 3:39 am #

    fairly refreshing. On the other hand, I am sorry, but I do not give credence to your whole suggestion, all be it stimulating none the less. It looks to everyone that your comments are not entirely validated and in simple fact you are generally yourself not thoroughly certain of the argument. In any event I did enjoy reading through it.

    • July 28, 2011 at 7:00 pm #

      We are happy you read it….Thanks!

  6. August 29, 2011 at 9:57 am #

    This info is the cat’s pajamas!

  7. September 20, 2011 at 9:01 am #

    We are still figuring it out as we go, he is VERY complicated!

    D-

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